what did hitler say right before he died
i did nazi that coming
just kidding hitler killed himself
(Source: caleb-denecour, via katyperryd)
I love how Harry just accepts that he’s a wizard, goes with a mysterious giant, walks through a brick wall to a hidden street to buy fucking magic equipment, but the one thing he can’t believe is that there’s a Platform 9 and three quarters.
(via damn-you-steven-moffat)
(Source: memewhore, via cnnbreakingofficial)
when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
(via cnnbreakingofficial)
“mom im so bored”
“you can do your homework!”
(Source: worldwar2chainz, via cnnbreakingofficial)
“we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”
(Source: bobbymoynihan, via acksgapped)
(Source: drinking, via death-by-lulz)
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
Nailed it.
(via sexoriginal)
